East-west Culture Fusion Fan T-Shirts

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Iliadette.

"OMG, LOL!"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

Mexican angels.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Slalom

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

Pamplona 500

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Pyramid Skiers

'I'm on the plain.'

Japa-knees

Rocket charmer.

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

The Dali 'Bama.

"An early impressionist..."

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"

'Goddam Range Rovers churning up the countryside,'

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts