East-west Culture Fusion Fan Pillows

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'What clan do you belong to?'

Iliadette.

"OMG, LOL!"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Mexican angels.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Slalom

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

Pyramid Skiers

Pamplona 500

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'I'm on the plain.'

Rocket charmer.

Japa-knees

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

The Dali 'Bama.

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"