Cultural Fusion Aficionado Pillows

"OMG, LOL!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Iliadette.

The Selfie

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Hoxton map.

Mexican angels.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Bernard Levin

Holy Guacamole.

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

Pamplona 500

Pyramid Skiers

Pagan God in church, "He's asking for political asylum."

Easter Island

"He wields his culture like a blunt instrument."

'I'm on the plain.'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'How God invented polish'