Cultural Merger Enthusiast Pillows

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"OMG, LOL!"

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Business Partners' vows

"I always cry at mergers."

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Mexican angels.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'The buildings are merging.'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

Holy Guacamole.

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

Pamplona 500

'I'm on the plain.'

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

"I've been working remote so long I didn't know my company has been bought and sold three times."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Pyramid Skiers

'Our only hope is a merger so we can become too big to fail.'