Cultural Merger Enthusiast Pillows

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"OMG, LOL!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

Business Partners' vows

"I always cry at mergers."

'The buildings are merging.'

Mexican angels.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

Supermarket Merge

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

Holy Guacamole.

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

Pamplona 500

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

"I've been working remote so long I didn't know my company has been bought and sold three times."

Pyramid Skiers

'I'm on the plain.'