Cross-cultural Harmonizers T-Shirts

'The Asylum Seekers.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

EU and India partnership.

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Violin family at Christmas

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'I said, 'I'd like to see the chef!''

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Trumpet and birds

Lion Choir.

Musician

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

A beekeeper with their bees

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Fart. Le Poot.

"My French is OK but you should really see my Reportese..."

Cellist

"Gee, I just love the British dry sense of humor!"

Chère Maman

"You can do business anywhere... as long as you can speak their menu."

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

Harper Playing the Rain

War & Peace

Feng Shui Department

"We adopted her in China, and we're having her raised there, too,"

'They were identical twins until Jim joined the army and John joined the Peace Corps.'

'Dear Mr Flagg - we are always very nice hearing from you. Your delighted letter, which we receiving of you...pile it on thick. They really eat up this broken English.'

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

'And here's where we hold our Japanese management seminars.'

Sienna finds Harald impervious to her tactics.