Earthquake Awareness Advocate Pillows

"It's not just earthquake-resistant paint - it's also that earthquakes hate this particular shade of pink."

Earthquake.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

The last Passenger Pigeon

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Zika global alert

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part Five

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Sewer Rats

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

Mrs. Richter's Scale.

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Dept. of Seismology. The foundation is fully funding my San Andreas research! They're generous to a fault!

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

Tornado Season in America.

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

"Species loss has hit him hard."

Opium Den 2019

"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."

"Here's a slide I took earlier this morning of the Cataporous Spotted Bug, which is now unfortunately extinct."

"An earthquake cracked the building in half. I'd have it fixed, but it's keeping the staff from constantly going to the break room."

"Earthquake? You need Tracy Island, this is Tracy Emin Island."

'Just look on the positive side Mr. President - you've single-handedly united the world!!'

Japanese disaster

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

"But do you feel invisible?"

'We have a big hand drill in case of power cut.'