Earthquake Awareness Advocate Mugs

"It's not just earthquake-resistant paint - it's also that earthquakes hate this particular shade of pink."

Earthquake.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

The last Passenger Pigeon

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Zika global alert

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Sewer Rats

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

Mrs. Richter's Scale.

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Tornado Season in America.

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

"Species loss has hit him hard."

Japanese disaster

"Here's a slide I took earlier this morning of the Cataporous Spotted Bug, which is now unfortunately extinct."

'Just look on the positive side Mr. President - you've single-handedly united the world!!'

"An earthquake cracked the building in half. I'd have it fixed, but it's keeping the staff from constantly going to the break room."

Opium Den 2019

"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'We have a big hand drill in case of power cut.'

The Grass Is Always Greener on the Other Side Phobia: 'We heard this is the land of opportunity. Our clients are bankrupt.'

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

"But do you feel invisible?"