Earth Pin-striker Gifts

Bowl-A-Rama

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

Trump leaving

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"I just..."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Blowing dust off an order book.

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

King Pin