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Bowl-A-Rama

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Trump leaving

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"I just..."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

Blowing dust off an order book.

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "