Pin Protector Gifts

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

King Pin

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Unbelievable! Who keeps taking by @#$% pens?

Climate change hits Antarctica

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

'You've had enough!'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

'Hold on a minute. Someone stole my pen.'

"Sorry, but until I update the antivirus software, I want to be sure you don't click on any attachments again."

Bowling alley

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

You shouldn't knock them back so quickly. I had one stolen once!

"Papi! Baldo broke my favorite pencil!"

"If anything, I'm dreaming of a green Christmas."

"Maybe you should just slow your roll."

Hello, I need to take back your cherry pie? Touch it and die. Mrs. Cohen, that pastry came from a bakery in China. We've since learned it might be toxic. Importing from China can be bad for your health. There's crust in your ear.

Bowling.

'I'll put these signs around our pond... Clever hey?'

Cat Bowling

'I'm always happy to be taking incoming fire with no available support. . . as long as I know the table tennis tournament will be well protected.'

"The glaciers are melting? Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, right honey?"

'I told you a five iron was too much club, man! You're lucky you hit the pin!'

The cutbacks were beginning to bite at the local council...

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

'What lapel pin do you see yourself wearing in ten years?'

'Honey, do you have a spare?'

Demo Skittles