Pen Protector Gifts

'Hold on a minute. Someone stole my pen.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Unbelievable! Who keeps taking by @#$% pens?

Unbelievable! Who keeps taking my pens?

'Why do you have your pens in chains if you're so friendly?'

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Freedom of the press

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

Biro Diversity

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Je Suis Charlie

Biro Security

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.