Pen Protector Mugs

'Hold on a minute. Someone stole my pen.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Why do you have your pens in chains if you're so friendly?'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Freedom of the press

The IRS emptied my pouch.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Je Suis Charlie

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

Forrest Gander

The Secret Life of Pens

Spilled Ink

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'