Earth Connection Seeker Gifts

"Humans have forgotten that they are linked to the Earth. Like swallows...sea turtles...wildebeests! When we once again learn how to read Earth's rhythms, we'll all be better off!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"The earth's core changed directions."

"Is that all you got? Hah! Not even close!"

Rustic Campgrounds.

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

'Here, we've unearthed a layer of granite, a layer of calcite, and a layer of erudite.'

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

Unplugged.

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

'Careful - this is the great canyon we call Everest.'

Symbiotic Connections

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

Speleologist

Connecting

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