Earth Connection Seeker Prints

"Humans have forgotten that they are linked to the Earth. Like swallows...sea turtles...wildebeests! When we once again learn how to read Earth's rhythms, we'll all be better off!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

"Is that all you got? Hah! Not even close!"

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

"The earth's core changed directions."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Rustic Campgrounds.

'Here, we've unearthed a layer of granite, a layer of calcite, and a layer of erudite.'

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

The Swiss Alp 44 Million Years Ago

Unplugged.

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

Google Earth, Google Peet

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

'Careful - this is the great canyon we call Everest.'

Symbiotic Connections

'If our calculations are correct, Dr. Pinkerton, continental drift is speeding up much faster than anyone thought.'

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

Speleologist

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

Our Planet