Earth Comedian Gifts

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Penguin

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Just a little seasoning...

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"I'm a monster."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

Where's my global warming?

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

The Joshua Tree

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

This is where Brent council sends you

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."