Early Riser With Cats Pillows

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

French Early Bird

Have you got your make up on yet?

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

1,572 Performances.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"It's time to wake up!"

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Early Night Club

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Rooster

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"What's the occasion?"

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'