Early Riser With Cats Gifts

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Bird Tweet.

French Early Bird

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

Have you got your make up on yet?

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

1,572 Performances.

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"It's time to wake up!"

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Early Night Club

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Rooster

"What's the occasion?"