Ear Wiggler Pillows

Wake up with Mad Lizzie.

'Everything's a tradeoff - now that I can walk upright, I can't wiggle my ears any more.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

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Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Overworked

The Communicator

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I'm shedding.'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Ice Fishing

'It's for you.'

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

Woman holding two phones together.

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

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Multitasking.

"Gotta go."