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Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Editor.

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

Literary rain

"I see here the party of the first part says 'potato.' The party of the second part says 'potahto.' The party of the first part says 'tomato,' the party of the second part says 'tomahto.' Both parties, by mutual agreement, wish to call the whole thing off

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

I hate these flying fish

"I handle chatty people for him."

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'I'm shedding.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

"This contract is gobbledeegook. . . I asked for mumbo jumbo!"

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'