Eager Enlistee Gifts

"Itchy trigger finger! Is that it?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Parental Role Model

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

Karate School.

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

'I'd like to be all I can be!' - Recruitment Centre

"And look, Papa, he shaves."

110% Job Performance.

"Watson is clear-headed, enthusiastic, brimming with energy...it must be 5 o'clock."

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

'I love my job, but the hours are terrible!'

Think hard soldier! When I threw the practice grenade, did you hear me say 'fetch'?

Obstacle Course

How to be your own best friend...

Sample Ballot - Throw some of the bums out or throw all of the bums out.

'I already have the helmet, so I'm thinking of enlisting in the Army.'

Drill Instruction

St Louis and his Army Pray (The History of the Crusades).

Acceptance, revolution, indecision

Only eighty-six more days till summer!

Captain Obvious early in his career.

Army trying to recruit a yet to be born child.

Fabric of society

'What do you mean - what comes after left, right, left, right?'

"He might be the perfect candidate to boost morale on a global scale."