Enthusiastic Elector Gifts

Sample Ballot - Throw some of the bums out or throw all of the bums out.

"Good boy."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

An informed voter is a good voter

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

2016 election squabbles!

2020 Republican Party National Convention

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

Honest Voting Stickers

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

Election 2020

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

Joe Biden

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Nothing like a Strong Message for the Midterms