Enthusiastic Elector T-Shirts

Sample Ballot - Throw some of the bums out or throw all of the bums out.

"Good boy."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

An informed voter is a good voter

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Joe Biden

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Election 2020

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Honest Voting Stickers

2020 Republican Party National Convention

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

2016 election squabbles!

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes