Dungeon Cosplayers Gifts

"Y .. M .. C ... oh, I get it - they're Village People fans."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

A man washing a mascot costume

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Wow. A corner office at last

Masquerade

'None shall pass!'

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

Darth Vader at the hair salon

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

Medieval King

Joan of Arch

Closet.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

Monolith Selfie

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

Sam Jackson

Comic Con Creeper