Dungeon Cosplayers Pillows

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

A man washing a mascot costume

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Wow. A corner office at last

Masquerade

'None shall pass!'

Medieval King

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

Darth Vader at the hair salon

Closet.

Joan of Arch

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

"Dressing up as Wonder Woman was one thing, but then he expected me to bounce bullets off my braces."

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'