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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'This duck call works too well.'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Micro and Macro Department,

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Devil in the detail

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

When pedants take a break.

The Tangents talk it over.

"We need to talk about procrastination."

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

Forward Planning - The key to Success

"How much sugar do you take, twenty percent, or forty percent?"

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy