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'... And he has a real 'Jekyll and Hyde' personality! '

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Most valuable element.

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

"It seemed like a long timeout."

Micro and Macro Department,

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Devil in the detail

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

Backdoor

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Organ transport team

'I diagnosed you with THAT? Whoa! You patients really need to be more involved with your healthcare!'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

When pedants take a break.

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'"