Duelling Pillows

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Remember me?'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Artists of the wild west.

"Skate or die."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Duel in a wheelchair.

A street fight.

Wild West Text Showdown

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Martial Arts

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.

Ninja.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"Pistols at dawn?"

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

Businessman fences with three others.

The Knockout.

'Senior ultimate fighting.'