Duelling Pillows

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Remember me?'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Skate or die."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Artists of the wild west.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Duel in a wheelchair.

A street fight.

Wild West Text Showdown

Martial Arts

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Ninja.

Wrestling Champion.

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Boxer's Hair Styles.

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"Pistols at dawn?"

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

The Knockout.