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Frisbee, what's this I hear about you moonlighting?

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Micro and Macro Department,

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

Devil in the detail

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

The Tangents talk it over.

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

When pedants take a break.

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

Businessman fences with three others.

Forward Planning - The key to Success

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

'... And he has a real 'Jekyll and Hyde' personality! '

"How's this? 'Employee grants to Company, throughout the universe, the omniverse, including all fictional universes of parallel universes yet to be discovered...'"

"They all lead back to this ball of yarn."