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Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

The Devil's in the detail!

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'Okay - who leaked?'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Micro and Macro Department,

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

Devil in the detail

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Fine Print Letters

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

When pedants take a break.

Micromanagement

Violence on TV.

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

Forward Planning - The key to Success