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The Devil's in the detail!

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"It seemed like a long timeout."

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

Micro and Macro Department,

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Devil in the detail

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Fine Print Letters

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

When pedants take a break.

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Micromanagement

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"We need to talk about procrastination."