Diligent Detail Detective Pillows

The Devil's in the detail!

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"It seemed like a long timeout."

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Micro and Macro Department,

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Devil in the detail

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

Fine Print Letters

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

Micromanagement

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"We need to talk about procrastination."

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'