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Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

The Anti-Agent

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

A boy acting suspiciously

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

The Devil's in the detail!

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"It seemed like a long timeout."

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

Who stole my candy?

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Micro and Macro Department,

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

I like you Roger:- you've got sticktoitiveness.

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Devil in the detail

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

'Fingerprints on your laptop screen?... wow, that's a real mystery.'

Micromanagement

Violence on TV.

"We need to talk about procrastination."

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'