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"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

Micromanagement

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

The Devil's in the detail!

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Micro and Macro Department,

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

Devil in the detail

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

When pedants take a break.

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"We need to talk about procrastination."

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

Forward Planning - The key to Success

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'