Duct Tape Maestro Gifts

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Hip-hop cops on stage.

The Four Tops in Concert

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Study more to pass more tests.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

The Poet.

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

"It's garage music."

'Wow- you're one helluva great cook! Even the stuff you ordered from the delivery store is burned!'

Recording Studio

Leading Economic Indicator.

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

"Compliments to the chef. It really is superbly cooked!"

Tom Waits.

Annoucement

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

Wallpaper Music

Workers rest

Samantha Fish