Duct Tape Maestro Prints

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Sir Patrick Moore.

The Four Tops in Concert

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Study more to pass more tests.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

The Poet.

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'Wow- you're one helluva great cook! Even the stuff you ordered from the delivery store is burned!'

Recording Studio

"It's garage music."

Amnesiac Deja View

Leading Economic Indicator.

Samantha Fish

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

Those four microwave dings you just heard indicate that dinner is ready, Lance. Hop to it! Unlike some individuals I know, I am not one of Pavlov's wolverines.

'I see ol' bug-eyes is back.'

Annoucement

Workers rest

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

Tom Waits.

"Compliments to the chef. It really is superbly cooked!"