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"I never rake all my leaves till all of them have fallen."

Texturing the Walls

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Hacksaw Violin.

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Paper Bath Towels.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Leading Economic Indicator.

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

'Duct tape.'

'You have fifteen distinct personalities, all of which require a gadzillion rolls of duct tape.'

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

'I don't accept your insurance but they say anything can be repaired by duct tape.'

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

Cello Saw

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

'I realize you're attached to your car. However, when it's being held together by duct tape, it's time to buy a new one.'

'I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through ductwork.'

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

"Hey, Love! Sitting up here has given me a brainwave. . . a lav and a bidet - combined! What do you think? Brilliant, eh?"

A Uber world