Duct Tape Diyer T-Shirts

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

DIY expert.

Wrong end of extension cord.

Leading Economic Indicator.

Santa's elves were caught resting on their laurels.

Ikeasaurus

'Duct tape.'

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

'You have fifteen distinct personalities, all of which require a gadzillion rolls of duct tape.'

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

'I see you're adding a patio.'

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

'I don't accept your insurance but they say anything can be repaired by duct tape.'

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

'I realize you're attached to your car. However, when it's being held together by duct tape, it's time to buy a new one.'

Duct Cleaning

'Alice, the blonde, speaking.'

Great moments in duct tape history: Kittyhawk, 1903

"Great way to change wallpaper. I've put them on rollers."

'Before recycling, try duct tape'

'Disaster in the making...'

You've Got Nail!

'He keeps the duct tape industry in the black.'

'Our repair success record is as good as duct tape.'