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"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Emergency exit into Space

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Witch Hardware

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

DIY expert.

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Wrong end of extension cord.

"You rang?"

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Santa's elves were caught resting on their laurels.

Ikeasaurus

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Door

Power and the Glory tools

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

Janus faced

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

Evolving Door.

Sunflower yellow

'I see you're adding a patio.'

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

Bob's Apartment

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

'Alice, the blonde, speaking.'

'He made that sofa himself, the last thing he ever made!'

"Great way to change wallpaper. I've put them on rollers."

"You'll find that in the second drawer from the bottom under the scissors."

The best way to teach the cat how to read?

You've Got Nail!