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"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Emergency exit into Space

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Witch Hardware

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

DIY expert.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Wrong end of extension cord.

"You rang?"

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Door

Santa's elves were caught resting on their laurels.

Ikeasaurus

Power and the Glory tools

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

Janus faced

Evolving Door.

'I see you're adding a patio.'

Sunflower yellow

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

Bob's Apartment

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

'He made that sofa himself, the last thing he ever made!'

'Alice, the blonde, speaking.'

"Great way to change wallpaper. I've put them on rollers."

"You'll find that in the second drawer from the bottom under the scissors."

The best way to teach the cat how to read?

You've Got Nail!