Duct Tape Enthusiast T-Shirts

Leading Economic Indicator.

'He keeps the duct tape industry in the black.'

'I don't accept your insurance but they say anything can be repaired by duct tape.'

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Staff are always complaining about supposed bureaucracy, but if no one completed form M74/cd3 then how would we know how many M74/cd3’s had been filled out!"

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?'

A day at the UN.

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

The Potatoes on vacation. We should have guessed they'd be tubers.

F&E Cable Co. Sports. Movies. Special. 500 Channels. When you list the options in the cable package, call it "BBC America," not "The English Channel."

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

"Jenkins, rumor has it there are people outside this meeting who are doing actual work. Go find out."

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

'You have fifteen distinct personalities, all of which require a gadzillion rolls of duct tape.'

'Duct tape.'

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

"I really believe red tape is the future!"

'Pete and I have what we call the '80 percent duct tape rule'. Once something is patching up with 80 percent duct tape, I can toss it.'

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

Ennio Morricone

"Thanks to this innovative, state-of-the-art communication system, we can now support an even slower bureucracy'"

'I realize you're attached to your car. However, when it's being held together by duct tape, it's time to buy a new one.'

'Typical type a behavior.'

Duct taping airplane wing.

'I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through ductwork.'

"We are planning on thinking about setting up a preliminary consultative group to consider getting together to start working out where 'there' might be."

"Your appointment's at 2:00 but you'll need to be here by 11:00 to start filling out the forms."

'Before recycling, try duct tape'