Duct Tape Innovator Mugs

"I never rake all my leaves till all of them have fallen."

Texturing the Walls

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Hacksaw Violin.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

Paper Bath Towels.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Leading Economic Indicator.

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

'Duct tape.'

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

'You have fifteen distinct personalities, all of which require a gadzillion rolls of duct tape.'

Og invents the port-a-potty.

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

'I don't accept your insurance but they say anything can be repaired by duct tape.'

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

Cello Saw

"That's great but can you play the computer?"

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

'I realize you're attached to your car. However, when it's being held together by duct tape, it's time to buy a new one.'

Duct taping airplane wing.

'I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through ductwork.'

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

Great moments in duct tape history: Kittyhawk, 1903