Duct Tape Master Mugs

'Why don't you take it to a goldsmith? — that duct tape looks awful!'

'They all want to play the star.'

Dialogue

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

Rock gods.

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

Leading Economic Indicator.

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

popcorn...

'You have fifteen distinct personalities, all of which require a gadzillion rolls of duct tape.'

Alison Pill

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

"There is nothing wrong with our sound levels!!" "Can you speak up a bit? We can�t hear a word your saying..."

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

'Duct tape.'

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

Boris Johnson Loses

'I don't accept your insurance but they say anything can be repaired by duct tape.'

"I hate dressage: executing those complex steps in front of an audience is so overwhelming..."