Duct Tape Master Pillows

'Why don't you take it to a goldsmith? — that duct tape looks awful!'

'They all want to play the star.'

George Michael

Dialogue

Karaoke night.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Robbie Williams

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

Pink.

Rock gods.

Leading Economic Indicator.

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

Brittany Howard

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

'You have fifteen distinct personalities, all of which require a gadzillion rolls of duct tape.'

popcorn...

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

"There is nothing wrong with our sound levels!!" "Can you speak up a bit? We can�t hear a word your saying..."

'Duct tape.'

Alison Pill

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

'I don't accept your insurance but they say anything can be repaired by duct tape.'

Larry King

Boris Johnson Loses