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'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Staff are always complaining about supposed bureaucracy, but if no one completed form M74/cd3 then how would we know how many M74/cd3’s had been filled out!"

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?'

A day at the UN.

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Leading Economic Indicator.

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

The Potatoes on vacation. We should have guessed they'd be tubers.

"Jenkins, rumor has it there are people outside this meeting who are doing actual work. Go find out."

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

'You have fifteen distinct personalities, all of which require a gadzillion rolls of duct tape.'

'Duct tape.'

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

"I really believe red tape is the future!"

'Pete and I have what we call the '80 percent duct tape rule'. Once something is patching up with 80 percent duct tape, I can toss it.'

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

'I don't accept your insurance but they say anything can be repaired by duct tape.'

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

"Thanks to this innovative, state-of-the-art communication system, we can now support an even slower bureucracy'"

'I realize you're attached to your car. However, when it's being held together by duct tape, it's time to buy a new one.'

Duct taping airplane wing.

'I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through ductwork.'

Great moments in duct tape history: Kittyhawk, 1903

'Before recycling, try duct tape'

"We are planning on thinking about setting up a preliminary consultative group to consider getting together to start working out where 'there' might be."

"Your appointment's at 2:00 but you'll need to be here by 11:00 to start filling out the forms."

' I realize you had to dress like that because you were undercover but that was six months ago, Henry ! '

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