Dual Job Worker Gifts

"I could really get ahead at my two jobs if it weren't for that five letter vice I crave...SLEEP."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."

"I need a vacation. Everything is starting to smell like a bomb to me."

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'I was told you were looking for a man of many hats.'

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

'Are you really as busy as you look, or just confused?'

"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

"I'm your court-appointed attorney, but I'm really an interior decorator."

Hundreds of Work Reminders

'It's a side gig.'

'I quit drinking coffee with lunch - it was keeping me awake all afternoon.'

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

Working Marriage

'I lost my job at the farm, so I decided to try out nit-picking as a career...'

"It's five thirty. Time to go home."

"I can't help but feel I'm destined for something greater than having a job."

"We're in luck - it's Father Time-and-a -Half."

The perils of working from home

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

'I need to work a different shift.'