Dual Job Worker Gifts

"I could really get ahead at my two jobs if it weren't for that five letter vice I crave...SLEEP."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."

"I need a vacation. Everything is starting to smell like a bomb to me."

Elevator/Open Range

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

'I was told you were looking for a man of many hats.'

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

'Are you really as busy as you look, or just confused?'

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."

"I'm your court-appointed attorney, but I'm really an interior decorator."

Hundreds of Work Reminders

'It's a side gig.'

'I quit drinking coffee with lunch - it was keeping me awake all afternoon.'

Working Marriage

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

"It's five thirty. Time to go home."

'I need to work a different shift.'

"Hi. I'm the babysitter, formerly with Action Data Systems."

Expressions of Hopelessness

'I lost my job at the farm, so I decided to try out nit-picking as a career...'

"We're in luck - it's Father Time-and-a -Half."

"I can't help but feel I'm destined for something greater than having a job."