Dual-degree Dynamo T-Shirts

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Networking

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Crop duster wanted.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

The power of the blog.

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

Electrolyte Orchestra

Powerful computer

"Need help with your computer project? I have two teens at home."

"My eyes are burning - I think I'm being Googled."

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

High Kick

'It's another canvasser dear'

"We're going paperless, so we'll have to find you another office."