Dual-degree Dynamo Gifts

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Networking

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Crop duster wanted.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

The power of the blog.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

Produce Academy. The lemons were all sent to detention again today? Yeah, they're always tarty.

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

Electrolyte Orchestra

Powerful computer

"My eyes are burning - I think I'm being Googled."

"I know why it's not working properly. You bought the iPad Amateur instead of the iPad Pro."

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

"Need help with your computer project? I have two teens at home."

'My business card is large to accommodate my website URL, email, Twitter address, Facebook address, fax number, voice mail, private line number, cell number and Tumbir address.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

High Kick

'It's another canvasser dear'