Dry Scalp Sufferer Gifts

'How's the dandruff-suppressant coming along?'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Absolutely not!"

Waiting for Pants

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

My Life in Beards.

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

Can you get out blood stains? I had a rather contentious board meeting today.

Those four microwave dings you just heard indicate that dinner is ready, Lance. Hop to it! Unlike some individuals I know, I am not one of Pavlov's wolverines.

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

Really, Brother Gregory, that was only necessary on your head.

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"No thanks. I'm celebrating 'No Shave November'."

"Great stupid haircut!"

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

Skin cells "My skins really dry today" "Tut! astringent,astringent,astringent!!!"

Dry Cleaners - "Oh don't mind him, he can't wait for the ski lift to open."

'Starch?'

"Most of us around the clinic think that thing on your head is pretty cool."

Shampoo dissolves a washer's head.

"I can't believe how ridiculous I looked 10 years ago."

"I can't remember the last time I ran my fingers through your hair."