Dry Scalp Sufferer Pillows

'How's the dandruff-suppressant coming along?'

"Absolutely not!"

Waiting for Pants

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

Can you get out blood stains? I had a rather contentious board meeting today.

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"Great stupid haircut!"

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

Skin cells "My skins really dry today" "Tut! astringent,astringent,astringent!!!"

Dry Cleaners - "Oh don't mind him, he can't wait for the ski lift to open."

'Starch?'

"Most of us around the clinic think that thing on your head is pretty cool."

'International Poodle Contest.'

"I can't believe how ridiculous I looked 10 years ago."

"Don't let him on your lap. He's moulting!"

"I can't remember the last time I ran my fingers through your hair."