Alopecia Awareness Advocate Gifts

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

Drinking Conversion Chart

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

One of the three blind mice

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

Alex Higgins

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

Confidence.

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

"But do you feel invisible?"

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

"What do you mean I drink too much!"

Unhappy people standing outside pub with fighting going on inside 'Oh no! It's Happy Hour'

Repercussions of short term memory loss.

Noah mishears God and builds a Lark instead of an Ark.

'Our workforce is exceptionally stable and grounded. We only hire agoraphobics...'

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

'Aw, give me one for the road...who's it going to hurt?'

Cirrhosis of the Quiver.

'To bring awareness of a very important issue and how much it means to me...What part of, I'm-wearing-a-ribbon-and-you're-not, don't you understand?'