Alopecia Awareness Advocate Prints

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

Drinking Conversion Chart

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

One of the three blind mice

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

Alex Higgins

Confidence.

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

"But do you feel invisible?"

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.

Unhappy people standing outside pub with fighting going on inside 'Oh no! It's Happy Hour'

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

"What do you mean I drink too much!"

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

Noah mishears God and builds a Lark instead of an Ark.

'Our workforce is exceptionally stable and grounded. We only hire agoraphobics...'

Repercussions of short term memory loss.

'Aw, give me one for the road...who's it going to hurt?'

Cirrhosis of the Quiver.